- After sampling some of her Halloween stash, Loopsy declared Skittles the best M&Ms ever, prompting me to Google the number of that DNA testing place that Maury Povich uses because clearly I am not her real mother.
- I sang a silly made up song to the girls the other day in a terrible off-key voice. I asked them if they liked my singing. Lala said that I’m the best singer, but that Daddy is the best dancer. If you’ve ever seen my Hubby dance or heard me sing, you’ll realize just what I did… This kids are full of shit.
- At a restaurant, a nice lady stopped to talk to the twins. She asked them if they have a special secret language. Lala told her yes, sometimes they whisper to each other. She asked them what they whisper about and Loopsy answered, “We say, ‘Why is Mommy so grumpy?'” Sigh.
- They both just told their Daddy that he’s going to be on the naughty list because he is yelling. He was not yelling.